Some things make me want to laugh and cry at the same time. Obviously, the folks over on the Red and Black message board didn’t have anything constructive to say, so they turned their oh-so-sparkling intellectual weapons on little ole me:

“Gucci” says: “Ms. Versaci, it is obvious from your posts in this thread that your ranting and raving is a thinly-veiled attempt to cope with your own guilt and regret at not having reported your perpetrators from the past. Blaming sexism or peoples’ antagonism for your inaction is just as bad as slut-shaming rape victims for being raped. It is not other peoples’ fault (or choice, for that matter) that you chose not to press charges. Your no-means-no mantra is obviously a transparent defense mechanism attempting to deal with the reality of whatever happened, and such emotional and vindictive arguments are weak at best and whiny at worst.

It is true that just because someone wasn’t convicted doesn’t mean that they didn’t commit a crime. Likewise just because someone cries rape to the police doesn’t mean that they were raped either. Duke Lacrosse scandal, anyone? “

Kacie Versaci responds: “Hey thanks! Next time I need to be psycho-analyzed, I’ll come to you instead of my therapist! That was the best free advice I’d ever received! Thank you so so so so so much for showing me that all my feminist notions and desire to defend rape victims and advocate change in our patriarchy is just…what was it? A “thinly-veiled attempt to deal with my own guilt”? Because as a fully grown adult, I obviously can’t make any sort of sense of my own feelings or intellectual ideas since my kooky feminine demanor and issues wrapped up with my personal sexual assualt isses clouds my mind and renders me incapable of any sort of rational thought process or philosophical reasoning. And, further more, I am just a big damn coward, too afraid to admit this, so I really commend you for bringing to light, for me and all the readers on this board, my personal issues, even though you do not have the misfortune of personally knowing me. You really are somthing, to be able to diganose me via comment-message board. You should really try to cash in on this talent. Thank you!!! “

“Ha!” says: “Maybe she likes to wear her “I didn’t press charges” claim as a badge of honor, like she’s an expert on rape. Maybe a few more unreported rapes will make her a guru. She probably has a very discerning vaginal palate by this point. Maybe she didn’t report it because she lost her phone in her own cavernous vagina. After all, you can’t call 911 without going elbow-deep into your birth canal to rescue your motorola. Kind of like digging through couch cushions for change and such. Nice priorties, though Versaci: letting a petty occurence like RAPE slide a time or two. As for me, five is my limit on rape. Then I call the cops…no matter what. “

Kacie Versaci says: “Again, as I thanked the above poster, I must thank you too. I realize now that I am such a big old slut that its obvious how and why those “rapes” happened. In fact, the reason I didn’t report them was because I enjoyed them SO MUCH at the time!! In fact, my vag is SO FUCKING HUGE both the rapes occured at the same time because heaven knows my giant vagina is too large to hold onto to just one penis at once. I was concerned and thought about going to my gyno, but it looks like I don’t need to since I now know the pain is from various objects getting sucked in. So many people to fire this week–my gyno, my therapist! And all thanks to the super kind and knowledgable folks on this message board. I knew this was a stimulating market place of ideas, but I never realized that it was also a wellspring of wonderful, inspiring advice and personal evaluations by such budding experts!!

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!
Please, if anyone has anymore advice for me, the skank who was raped twice and utilizes her feminist rhetoric to help her deal with her own guilt-ladden issues, the same girl with the vast vagina whom nobody loves, please email me at stella7@uga.edu or visit my blog: http://dirtyrottenfeminist.wordpress.com (which I am now considering changing the name the “The Humbled Whore”) I need any kind stranger’s help, please. Oh, and note I will only take messages from those hiding behind the cloak of anonominty, since those who use their real names or other identifiable tags cannot be trusted!!!

THANK YOU!! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!
I might go find Jesus next. “

Ok. Just let that sink in for a second.

 

 

I am so lucky to have such caring and kind classmates who feel so empathetic towards me they are willing to halt any sort of intellectual debate and begin talking purely about my personal issues and do such a wonderful job of uncovering my severe mental, emotional, and physical damages in light of my sexual assualt (which heaven knows I dreamt up/enjoyed/deserved anyway!) that I feel no more urges to want to defend women’s rights, and I am ready to retire the label “feminist” since it is obvious to me that men and women have reached equality!!! [/sarcasm]

I really am done with the sarcasm now, I think.

First of all, I want to say that I ALWAYS use my full name when talking on these boards because I am not ashamed of my opinions and have no problem with connecting my name to them. Others, however, are a bunch of GODDAMNED COWARDS WHO WOULD NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY THOSE THINGS SIGNED BY THEIR REAL NAMES, LET ALONE TO MY FACE!

Secondly, none, I repeat NONE of these asshats know the circumstances under which these assualts took place. Very few epople besides me and the other parties involved do either. Did it ever occur to them that the reasons I didn’t report them were complicated? Then again, I am just a stupid, foolish woman anyway, who knows if I can be trusted with any personal responsibility.

I find it appalling that in an attempt to more “personalize” the discussion of rape that I came forward with mine, and all I got in return was slut-shamed, victim-blaming, jokes, insults, and assumptions. I shudder to think the sort of verbal assualts I would face had I actually reported the damn things.

 

I just want to say Fuck You to every person, via the internet or real life, who thinks its ok to pesonally attack me on the grounds that I have been raped. You are all assholes, plain and simple.